I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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