he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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