i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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