i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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