so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Oh god it's open bar.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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