OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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