drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Found your dick twin last night
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You did what with his pubic hair?
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