Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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