scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We need a shit load of segways right now
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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