found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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