It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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