Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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