i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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