While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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