One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I could fuck to npr.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Randomize