We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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