If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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