DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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