i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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