Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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