i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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