whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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