do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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