no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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