Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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