The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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