You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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