singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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