It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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