I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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