8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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