Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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