Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
