Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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