I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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