she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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