yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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