They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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