just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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