the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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