if you like me you must not know who I am
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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