He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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