Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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