Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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