i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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