Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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