I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize