I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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