all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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