you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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