I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
