somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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