sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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