Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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