seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
